dysfunctunal:

 bad bitches only

dysfunctunal:

bad bitches only

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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whatsacanada:

Accidentally sending friend requests to people is the worst

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

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basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

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