waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
Accidentally sending friend requests to people is the worst
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror